10 Things Guys Think Within the First 5 Minutes by wandaluvstacos, journal
10 Things Guys Think Within the First 5 Minutes
I think I should start a blog: Yahoo Shine is a Goldmine of Terrible Articles. Has a nice ring to it.
Anyway, I found their usual gender essentialist shit that doesn't make any sense. SURPRISE! It's from Cosmo. Who knew, right? I thought it smelled a bit like dirty balls.
1. Why is she talking like that? There are three types of voices: low voices, high voices, and "I'm going to try and be cute by purposefully talking in a high pitched baby voice." Sometimes this is cute; sometimes it just gives us a headache.
Those are the only kind of voices? Here I thought women had all KINDS of voices! Silly me! What kind of women are you dating that t